Poema..del todo?

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Zuxana
Publicado: agosto 13, 2009Publicado en: Ciencia, Curiosidades, HumorTags:

Hace ya un tiempo había visto esto, y esta un poco largo pero vale la pena.


“In the begining there was Aristotle

and objects at rest tended to remain at rest

and objects in motion tended to come to rest

and soon everything was at rest

and God saw that it was boring.

Then God created Newton

and objects at rest tended to remain at rest

but objects in motion tended to remain in motion

and energy was conserved,

and momentum was conserved

and matter was conserved ,

and God saw that it was conservative.

Then God created Einstein

and everything was relative

and fast things became short

and straight things became curved

and the Universe was filled with inertial frames

and God saw that it was relativity general…

but some of it was specially relative.

Then God created Bohr

and thera was the principle

and the principle was quantum

and all things were quantified

but some things were still relative

and God saw that it was confusing.

The God was to create Furgeson,

and Furgeson would have unified

and the world would have fielded a theory

and all would have been one

but it as seventh day

and God rested…

and objects at rest tend to remain at rest.”

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