Exclusiva nerd: el rap de Han Solo

¿Quién no ha soñado alguna vez con ser un mercenario espacial que cruza el universo en una nave llamada el “Halcón Milenario” al lado de una criatura que parece ser 87% constituida por pelo?

Pues la verdad a mi sí. Digo, de niño siempre me dieron de ganas de ser como Han Solo. Así que ‘S to the O to the L to the O ‘, disfruten del rap de Han Solo, gracias a MC Chris. Además, si no saben qué es lo que dice, les incluíos la letra de la canción, para que la puedan cantarla. “I’m a pilot and a pirate but i don’t have a patch, weird”.

Off to mos eisley wookie by my side, the speed that i ride is light can’t deny

I’m solo, han solo, I’m han solo, I’m han solo, sooloooo.

Black vest pressed and my white collar popped

im off to the cantina blue milk on the rocks

had to be tatooine where they don’t serve droids

We’re chillin with some villians cuz we currently employed

No more kitchens rescue missions we barter charter flights

it’s no trouble cuz we smuggle if we find the price is right

and on this particular night me and my wookie’s playing hookey

wanna see the modal nodes maybe score tonnika nookie

See im seeking out a sweetheart on the run from my last one

she was talkin matrimony me and my homey pulled a fast one

rather chill with swilla corey that blonde with the crimps

lemme pimp for a minute for I cash in my chips

When u see the t-head then you know that it’s on

the nodes know the lo so they’re playin my song

I might be a space jockey not a grody nee modian

just a sharp shootin shadow always avoidin a rodian

Off to mos eisley wookie by my side, the speed that i ride is light can’t deny

I’m solo, han solo, I’m han solo, I’m han solo, sooloooo.

Hey there mister u don’t get the picture

i’ll do a fake out make out with ur sister

I’m solo, han solo, I’m han solo, I’m han solo, sooloooo.

Doctor’s startin drama ponda nabba trollin hicks

I just wanna flirt with chicks but this kid is startin shit

now somebody lost a limb and my thumbs on the safety

I just came to party i hope nobody plays me

I like a speak easy where u don’t need a password

I’m a pilot and a pirate but i don’t have a patch, weird

weapons aint no match for D44 blasters

obnoxious spocks get shot by chewbacca’s bowcaster

Im my own master no jet set to join

the empire and rebels are still on the same coin

no enemies just heavenly bods and don’t tell me the odds

this guy to girl ratio is gettin me hot.

Yeah i know i got debts to pay, but that can wait

im gonna rock let jabba jock my dockin bay

no lame ricochet gonna ruin my day

now back to the podrace with ur bitch fish face

Vía: Distracted By Star Wars